1) You can save money by not buying alarm clocks.
2) You'll have soft skin from daily litter box foot scrubs.
3) You don't have to waste money on expensive beds.
4) You've got a cuddly built-in bug detection system.
5) They teach you valuable lessons about working hard to earn their affection.
6) They always win a stare-down.
7) They've got a creative side, as evidenced by their two-ply masterpieces.
8) They leave you little piles of appreciation.
9) They remind you that it's healthy to take a break from work.
10) Despite being fluffy little devils, they've pounced into our hearts.